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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jun 2013 21:12:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My instincts never fail me; I should have listened to my body and refused to let Justin sign a lease here.  The signs were all there, as the evening before he signed I spent it dry heaving between night terrors of billowing storm clouds raining garbage water and drowning me in filth.   It was an [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=justingawel.com&#038;blog=23931230&#038;post=373&#038;subd=justingawel&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Jun 2013 17:47:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gee golly gosh, you beautiful readers always make me blush like I’m the nerd who took off his glasses only to reveal to everyone he’s the homecoming queen they’ve long been searching for.  Seriously though, you guys are amazing and I can’t thank you enough for reading.  You are all attractive sweethearts and will always [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=justingawel.com&#038;blog=23931230&#038;post=369&#038;subd=justingawel&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 May 2013 20:05:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Color me impressed. Maybe it’s his apathetic demeanor or maybe it’s his apparent philosophy that blends self-confidence with a desire for perpetual comfort.  Regardless, this man has me in awe. Truly a modern-day Paunch De Leon, his portly self traverses the globe on his own terms without regard to the impression he leaves.  He’s a [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=justingawel.com&#038;blog=23931230&#038;post=364&#038;subd=justingawel&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 16:33:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This experience has been highly objectionable and I want it to end as soon as possible.  I’ve watched this waitress saunter about the restaurant, feigning laughter and genuine interest in customers’ stories while permitting that smallest of small talk to gush out of her dolled-up face socket.  Yes, Toots, that’s right, your overly-projected conversation about [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=justingawel.com&#038;blog=23931230&#038;post=360&#038;subd=justingawel&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 18:25:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, is a Wilma Pennybuckle available? &#160; Oh, terribly sorry, you’re already on the line.  Although, I probably should have saved my “terribly sorry” for what I’m about to tell you because, honestly, it’s just going to seem like I’m marginalizing bad news now. &#160; No, please, I insist, Mrs. Pennybuckle, stop guessing.  To the [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=justingawel.com&#038;blog=23931230&#038;post=344&#038;subd=justingawel&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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