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JustinGawel.com Archive

October 2013

Vampire Interviews, Top Gun, and Blood Sausage

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September 2013

Who Wants Popcorn?

Coffee Addicts Anonymous

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August 2013

Airplane Bathrooms and Losing Faith in the Business World

Art Fair Abhorrence

Twinkies

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July 2013

Just Wait Until Company Leaves

Hey, Buddy, Did You Know Self-Control is Also a Perfectly Fine Lunch Option?

Take Back Lunch?

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June 2013

A Realistic Wedding Announcement

My Angry Landlord’s Inner Monologue

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May 2013

Everyday Hero

Give Me My Check Now

Guess What, Grandpa is Dead: A Call From the U.S. State Department in Jamaica

I’m Not Going to Save Your Life if You Aren’t Going to Learn Anything

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April 2013

Idiot’s Guide to Idiom Etiquette

Monday Morning Marta

Business Erotica

Burger Review

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March 2013

All You Can Eat

A Confusing Morning

Swindled Again By AAA

Today My Name is Triumph

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February 2013

Dinner Party

Jellybean

One Box of Crunch Berries to Rule Them All

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January 2013

Inner Monologue of a Radio Station Caller

Please, Let Me In Your Model United Nations

Cheese Terrors

A Tribute to You: The Quiet, Polite 7-11 Cashier

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December 2012

The Minivan Backseat: A Filthy Frontier

Shanty-Van Randy

Autoerotic Fiction

That’s Odd, Really, You Don’t Watch Any TV?

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November 2012

A Sobering Graduation Speech

High Schooler’s Plan For The Apocalypse

Directions

Presidential Erotica: A Chocolate-Vanilla Swirl

Everyone is Awesome-2

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October 2012

Career Fair

Bathroom Vacation

Masturbation Ettiquette: A Sticky Situation

Cool Story, Bro

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September 2012

Erotic Fiction: The Fool Triumphant [2/2]

Erotic Fiction: The Fool Triumphant [1/2]

Am I Looking Sad Enough?- An Inner Monologue From a Funeral

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August 2012

My Hero – Written By Justin Gawel at Age Seven

My Simple Cowboy Wedding

An Encounter With a Friend’s Ex-Girlfriend

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July 2012

Siri, I Can’t Take the Dirty Talk Anymore

Wine, You Make Me All Too Handsy

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June 2012

Uncle Ralph: Majorly Drunk at Major Magic’s

Why Didn’t I Lose Six Pounds After Running For Twenty Minutes?

Attention, Everyone, I am the Badass That Brought Outside Food Into This Movie

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May 2012

Throbbing, Swabbing, and Sobbing: The Prelude to Any Job Interview

Classy and Gassy: The Tale of an Upstart Fart

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April 2012

Which One of My Asshole Kids Spilled the Goddamn Doritos?

Playmates and Rooftop Comedy

Neurotic Erotic Fiction

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March 2012

The Week I Guest Authored For The Earl of Etiquette

Everyone is Awesome

No Fight Club For Old Men

So I Created a Match.com Profile [2/2]

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February 2012

So I Created a Match.com Profile [1/2]

The Virginity Chronicles

Restaurant Idea

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January 2012

Do It Yourself High School Love Letter

Justin Gawel: Animal Control Officer

Irrational Fears: Why Hasn’t She Texted Me Back Yet?

Erotic Fiction – A Dishonorable Discharge

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December 2011

My Style of Romance / Cosmopolitan Magazine Doesn’t Know Shit

People Watching > Bird Watching

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November 2011

Obituaries

Never Not Funny: Farts Edition

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October 2011

My Letter to Adam Richman

How I Would Run My Middle School Gym Class

I Can Live Forever As Long As You Remember Me

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September 2011

Fat America

You Can Never Show Weakness

The Fancy Boy’s Guide to Fisticuffs and Roughhousing

Moo Moo Farm

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August 2011

Shenanigans of the Dental Variety

My ‘Right Guard XTREME’ Weight Loss Plan

Some Choice Words About the Mall

Craigslist Posting

Ruining Things is Fun

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July 2011

Erotic Fiction – Treasure and Pleasure

Super Fun Tuna Noodle Surprise

A Series of Letters to Old Country Buffet

I Want to Smash Little Jason’s Face In

Jeff Gordon is Back?

A Few Choice Words About the Airport

Justin’s Money Saving Tips

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June 2011

I’ve Decided to Sell My Nokia 5110

My Love Letter to Al Roker

Why Do I Always Wait Until it is an Emergency To Take A Shit?

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4 responses to “JustinGawel.com Archive

  1. stevenelster February 10, 2013 at 5:29 pm

    Thank you for liking my blog. I appreciate it. Hope you continue to view. Be well! Steve.

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