Ramblings From an Apathetic Adult Baby
Mostly rambles, few brambles
Corn Maze
Posted by on April 19, 2017
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“No one will believe you.” I’m dying. This is too damn special. I don’t even know what to say. Optimism will get you every time! I just got back from a trip which included 26 hours on planes and then went straight to work. I had never experienced travelers diarrhea before, but I found out about it in my classroom, in the middle of testing on Monday. If that other teacher didn’t show up to relieve me when she did, I probably would’ve had to quit my job and disappear.
In the middle of testing, wow, yeah, that would be impossible to forget if you were a student. That’d be written in yearbooks forever!
Well, I’ve always wanted to be a legend…
This is hilarious! I pity the unsuspecting fool who later came upon that grisly crime scene.
Haha, absolutely! Hopefully, it wasn’t misinterpreted as any sort of corn maze clue.
I’m glad you are still writing – this way funny!
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Thank you, thank you! I’m glad you liked this one, though I know it’s more on the, well, more visceral side.
I really hope they don’t harvest that corn for consumption by anything
Could not agree more. Here’s hoping it was converted entirely to maze-status at that time!