A non-comprehensive collection
March 21, 2018Posted by on
Hello Again, Wonderful Readers,
It’s my pleasure to be hosting you once more, or even for the first time, here at JustinGawel.com. Leave your coats and your traditionalist notions of fortune cookies and diagnosing alcoholism at the door with Thistlewick. Don’t let his clammy hands of mustache thicket deter you, I’ve been assured that he’s trained and lectured at all the fanciest Internet butler academies. A kind word is appreciated or any reminiscing is fine if you, too, are an alum of RoyalOttomanServitudeInstitute/SchoolOfButleryAndMines. Please, though, do not ask him if he knows Jeeves.
Head into the parlor and grab yourself drink and a seat. I have several more chairs, stumps, and love swings out back if we need it. Homemade truffles and factory-made Bagel Bites will be out momentarily. Settle in, now; we have nine pieces to get through this season. As always, I had a blast writing them. I hope you enjoy laughing, crying, cringing, seething, napping, or cursing my name through an unplanned existential crisis as you’re going through them.
I think we’re all here now. Sorry, some of the Bagel Bites burned a little; might just need to be generous when you’re at the Ranch dressing spigot. No, please, don’t be shy—that’s what the tarp is there for.
Hope you enjoy!
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