Ramblings From an Apathetic Adult Baby

Mostly rambles, few brambles

Season 3+

Season Three

Terry’s Terrific Funerals

“Guess Who” Would You Do?

Dearest Wife, I’m Sorry that You’ve Decided to Murder Me

“Soldier of Fortune” Cookies

The Crown

U.S. Male

My Good Friend, the DSM-IV

How to Succeed at Evil Without Really Trying

2020

Buddy of the Groom

Do I Actually Like Backpacking?

Braggadocio, Missouri,

The Perfect Card

I Have No Desire To Ever Attempt to Join Mensa

Nailed It

The Inevitable Coming-Of-Age Cool People Drug Talk

Under Hobbies, He Wrote “Revenge”

Untouched Trash Sandwich

Remind Me Not to be a Jerk

You’re Putting in a Pool?

Career Aptitude Test

There Are Bad Ideas in Brainstorming

They Broke Into My Car

What to Expect When You’re Expecting: U.S. Census

Wait, You Wouldn’t Commit Horrible, Geneva-Violating Atrocities to Bring a Loved One Back to Life?

“Porky Pig”

The All-Time Best Zinger

Live-Tweeting a Nosebleed

A Few Ding Dongs Fell Down Open Manholes and Now We All Have to Walk Around with These Dopey Safety Oars

Atticus Finch and the End of the World

My Eye Was Diagnosed As Lazy, But He Might Just Be Trying to Find Himself

Crash Dieting For My Funeral

One Star: The Indoor Skydiving Place Wouldn’t Let Me Bring In A Hot Pocket

Are You Brave Enough To Get Chocolate Pudding Out Of Your Hot Tub?

Viewer Discretion is Advised

Hates To Lose

Lice

Workplace Sexual Harassment Compliance Quiz:

Negotiation 101: Purchasing A Quaint, Woodsy Cottage For A To-Be-Determined Amount of Human Teeth

COVID-19 Cancelled Our Prom, And Now I’m Never Going to Lose My Virginity

I Want My Steak So Rare That It Still Has Hopes and Dreams

Annual Picnic – TL;DR

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