Ramblings From an Apathetic Adult Baby

Mostly rambles, few brambles

Writings Elsewhere

Slackjaw:

On The Eve Of My Annual Hardware-Store Dad Zinger

One Star: The Indoor Skydiving Place Wouldn’t Let Me Bring In a Hot Pocket

I Take Chloroform To Fly

Weekly Humorist:

For Our Wedding We’re Registered For All The Items We Destroyed During The Blowout Fight We Had While Registering At Bed Bath and Beyond

Points In Case:

Coffee Addicts Anonymous

Robot Butt:

Negotiation 101: Purchasing a Quaint, Woodsy Cottage For A To-Be-Determined Amount of Human Teeth

We’re Closing Our Brooklyn-Based Sweatshop

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