Ramblings From an Apathetic Adult Baby
Mostly rambles, few brambles
Writings Elsewhere
Slackjaw:
On The Eve Of My Annual Hardware-Store Dad Zinger
One Star: The Indoor Skydiving Place Wouldn’t Let Me Bring In a Hot Pocket
Weekly Humorist:
Points In Case:
Robot Butt:
Negotiation 101: Purchasing a Quaint, Woodsy Cottage For A To-Be-Determined Amount of Human Teeth
We’re Closing Our Brooklyn-Based Sweatshop
